31.
Ein-und-dreissig.
That's the number of geek-oriented T-shirts I have...
That still fit...
None of which I've paid for, and got as freebies at conferences, events, and been given by sponsors.
Also, it doesn't count the ones that no longer fit (geeks expand all over as their knowledge of Unix increases :) and those I've lost over the years, or left at ex-girlfriends.
I don't think this is a record; just an amusing fact I thought I'd share to break my own tedium of washing, ironing, and folding them -- as I'm doing at the moment :(