It would be in the country, with a long drive and large garden; not because I like them particularly, but so I’m a long way from my neighbours. The countryside would also give me enough space to have a couple of secret passage ways and hidden rooms, along with a special node #0 room, from which the house will be automatically controlled.
It would include the usual collection of living room, breakfast room, and dining room. The kitchen would be oversized, with pantry, cool room (for cheese - a culinary passion of mine) and an attached utility room and stairs down into the (wine) cellar. Another culinary passion of mine.
Naturally, any property of mine must have a home cinema, computer room, study and connected library. This is in addition to the recording studio (with live and drum rooms) I expect. A play room would also be nice, since I’m still a kid at heart, where the Lego would live.
Finally, there should probably be bedrooms! Five sounds like a nice number, each with on-suite, and walk-in closet for the two main master bedrooms. One will be designated a “snore room” :)
Transport links are unimportant, since if I can afford that house, I’ll have enough money to hire a chauffeur ;) Now, does anyone know of such a place on the market for less than 200K UKP?