13:31:31  -  The first email to arrive today with the phrase "Happy Birthday" was spam from an online book shop :( #lifefail

 23:55 UTC+01  -  It was the best of birthdays, it was the worst of birthdays, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, ...

 15:30 UTC+01  -  I went clothes shopping with an ex- who co-erced me into buying, amongst other things, skinny jeans and trainers. Worse still, I like the outfit! What's happening to me?