13:17:07  -  This is how @Lily_2point0 manages to gain super powers and lift a house! http://t.co/ipaplJvUJq #HackedIO

 10:25:09  -  Not sure which is annoying me more: Windows 8, the laptop trackpad or MS Word. #slowprogress #tweetingisdivertingmefromthispain

 09:02:11  -  Am currently suffering the 'joy' of having to use MS Word on one subnet, to document the work on subnet. #enforcedbadworkflow

 22:30 UTC+01  -  I found an first class ticket, going my way, on the train. No one claimed it, but I sat in cattle class, anyway. #yourmovekarma

 08:44 UTC+01  -  This week, I shall be mostly saying "I'm in my 30s, you know" Because next week, it won't apply :(