14:41:49  -  RT @JohnsSonTony: RT @jonholmes1: The BBC, deliberately disrespecting a man's final wishes. http://t.co/dLMSe6h17P

 12:06:26  -  Did you know: there's an exemption on Birthday cake which allows it to be eaten for breakfast?

 11:41:39  -  The inability of my Macbook Pro to connect to wifi has made it an expensive pile of shiny :(

 11:39:04  -  @HuffPostUK And if Christian leaders don't use supermarkets,coffee shops,stores,cab firms run by atheists/other faiths then I'm OK with it!

 11:30:38  -  RT @channingwalton: When you stop saying "there must be a compiler bug" you're no longer a novice. When you start saying it again you are v…