13:13:11  -  ...is now trying to be calm!

 13:12:41  -  @RoyalMail p.s. hope your postman enjoys my deck of cards, that he probably thought was a mobile phone!

 13:12:02  -  @RoyalMail Thanks - but "I'm sorry we can only accept claims for International items from the sender." means I won't be able to do it.

 13:00:21  -  @RoyalMail The envelope is the only packaging. I still have it, fwiw.

 12:48:40  -  @RoyalMail No plastic apologies bag. Leads to suspect it was opened en route.

 12:48:10  -  Thanks for the lovely thought, though, @jmuffat

 12:24:54  -  The latest way of annoying customers is when @RoyalMail open the envelopes and remove the presents:( http://t.co/FVHy0lFk71

 08:52:01  -  @chrisspyrou @Glinner @Stan_And_Ollie So,even after the war,he kept his 'Hitler moustache' @Herring1967 did you reference this in your show?