Code Obfuscation

d[256]={0x200000, 0x8000000, 15,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1,0,0,2,0,0,0
,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0x70,0x24,0,1,4,32,0,0x60,0,0x44,0x89,0,8};

main(story) {
while(d[0]>16)-26)&0x1ff)>>1)]&(*d&d[2]?240:15)))>>(*d&d[2]?4:0)&(1<<(*d>>25))?putchar(((*d>>16)&0x1ff)),0x10000:0x10000;
}

int main(int argc, char* argv[]){ unsigned
char c='r';float x1,x2,y1,t=0,q=30,r=20,x,
y2,y,a,b,v;do{(c=='r')?(y2=-(y1=-1.6f),x1=
-2.0f,x2=0.8f):(c=='?')?c=0,   printf("%f\
,%f:%f,%f",x1,y1,x2,y2):(c     <':'&&c>48)
?x=x1,y=y1,*(c>'3'&&c<':'        ?&y1: &t)
+=(y2-y1)/3,*(c>'6'&&c<            ':'?&y1
:&t)+=(y2-y1)/3, *((c               == '8'
||c+3=='8'||c+3 +3==               '8'?&x1
:&t))+=(x2-x1     )/                3,*((c
=='9'||c+3==                        '9'||c
+6=='9'                          ?&x1: &t)
)+=2*(x2-x1)                        /3,x2=
x1+(x2-x)/3,      y2                 =y1+(
y2-y)/3:(c=0);for(y=                y2;y>=
y1&&c;c=1,y-=(y2-y1)/r,            putchar
('\n')) for(x=x1;x<=x2;            x+=(x2-
x1)/q){a=b=c=0; while  (        ++c&&(a=(t
=a)*a)<4&&(v=b*b)<4)a-=v-x     ,b=y+b*2*t;
putchar("#@XMW*N&KPBQYKG$R"   "STEEVxHOUV"
"CT()[]%JL={}eou?/\\|Ili+~<>_-^\"!;:`,. "[
c?c>>2:63]);}} while((c=getchar())!='x');}

#define ______	putchar(
#define _____	(
#define ____	)
#define ___	<<

_,__;main(){ _=-~_,__=_- -_- -_, __=______ _____ _____ _ ___ __ ____- -_ ____
___ __ ____ , __=__- -_____ _____ _ ___ _ ___ _ ___ _ ___ _ ___ _ ____-_-_-_-
_ ____,__=______ __- -_ ____ ,__=______ ______ ______ __-_- -_____ _ ___ _- -
_- -_ ____ ____ ____- -_- -_- -_ ____, ______ _ ___ _ ___ _____ _ ___ _ ___ _ 
____ ____,______ __,______ __-_____ _____- -_- -_- -_ ____ ___ _- -_- -_ ____
____ ____,______ __=__- -_- -_- -_ ____ ,__-=_____ _- -_- -_ ____ ___ _____ _
____,______ __ ____,__^=_ ___ _ ___ _ ___ _,______ __ ____, __=_ ___ _,______
_____ __ ___ __ ____- -__ ____;}/* by Steev, but why did he sign his name? */

i,j;char*p,*t="
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a milking
7 swans a swimming
6 geese a laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves and
a partridge in a pear tree
";main(){while(i++<12){printf("On the %d%.2s day of christmas my true love sent
to me
",j=i,&"thstndrd"[i<4?i*2:0]);for(p=t;*p++>31||++j<13;);puts(p);}}

i,j;char*t[]={"turtle doves and","french hens","calling birds","golden rings","geese a laying","swans a swimming","maids a milking","ladies dancing","lords a leaping","pipers piping","drummers drumming"};main(){while(i++<12){printf("On the
%d%.2s day of christmas my true love sent to me
",j=i,&"thstndrd"[i<4?i*2:0]);while(--j)printf("%d %s
",j+1,t[j-1]);puts("a partridge in a pear tree
");}}